Sailing the high seas in Sea of Thieves is always more enjoyable with a loyal animal companion performing an endless jig to your shanties. Since pets were first introduced back in 2019, players have had plenty of time to experiment with every feathered, furry, and scaly crewmate Rare has to offer. Whether you prefer a bloodthirsty parrot that squawks during naval battles or a tiny monkey that silently judges your cannon aim, picking the right sidekick is a serious business—especially when each one costs Ancient Coins that often translate to about five dollars. The menagerie has expanded over the years, and so have the ways you can dress them up with peculiar outfits. So which critters are truly worth your hard-earned gold? Let’s dive into the collection and see who deserves a permanent spot on your sloop.

🦊 Foxes – The Mischief Makers

Foxes occupy a unique niche in the Sea of Thieves pet ecosystem because they aren’t tied to any specific real-world breed. Instead, you can choose from five variants—Auburn, Shoreline, Slate, Snowdrift, and Veiled—each rocking a distinct coat that practically screams individuality. They also hold the distinction of being the first animals to receive Collector’s Pet variants, a feature that always tempts completionists back to the Pirate Emporium. At 500 Ancient Coins, they’re a solid mid-range investment. Their animations perfectly capture that sly, slightly devious energy you’d expect from a fox, making them feel less like a pet and more like a partner in crime. If you want a companion that looks like it’s constantly plotting something brilliant, a fox is the obvious pick.

🐒 Marmoset – The Unbearably Cute One

Among the monkey breeds, the Marmoset is widely regarded as the absolute cutest. There’s something about its tiny frame and expressive face that melts even the saltiest pirate’s heart. You can dress it up in any of the standard pet outfits (usually costing 249 Ancient Coins), and the result is always adorable. Unfortunately, one of its most badass skins—the Skeleton Marmoset—was a limited-time Collector’s Pet, meaning you can’t snag it anymore. In a game that has sometimes struggled with community goodwill, bringing that bony little guy back would probably earn Rare a standing ovation. Still, the base Marmoset remains a fan favorite, and it’s hard to argue with that level of charm.

🦜 Macaws – The Pirate Classic

If the word “pirate” instantly conjures an image of a colorful parrot on a shoulder, you’re thinking of a Macaw. These birds hit every stereotypical note: they’re vibrant, they can be taught phrases (well, they would be if the game let them speak), and they bring a burst of color to any scruffy outfit. In Sea of Thieves, parrots really shine during musical moments. When you pull out a concertina or hurdy-gurdy, your Macaw will dance with an enthusiasm that outshines most human crewmates. Despite that, players didn’t rank them as the absolute top pets, but their iconic status keeps them perpetually popular. For pure role-playing vibes, you can’t beat a Macaw.

🐦 Cockatoo – The Royal Flamboyance

Cockatoos are essentially the flashier cousins of the Macaw family. They feature prominent crests and come in eye-searing color combinations that demand attention. Their animations are identical to other parrots, but that crest adds a whole extra layer of personality. Pair a Cockatoo with the Sovereign outfit and you’ll look like true nobility—well, as noble as a pirate marauder can look. These birds strut around with an air of self-importance that suggests they think they own the ship. And honestly? They probably do.

🐒 Barbary – The Nostalgia Pick

Barbary monkeys sport auburn fur and the same general behavior as other monkey pets, but they come with a special Easter egg. The Silver Mane Barbary variant bears an uncanny resemblance to a certain wise, shamanistic monkey from a famous animated lion movie. That nostalgic connection alone makes it a top pick for fans who enjoy a wink and a nod. If you’re also a fan of classic point-and-click adventures, it’s worth noting that the Tales of Monkey Island series is available again, and playing both games with a monkey pet feels like a wonderful crossover fantasy.

🐈 Wildcats – The Judgment Is Real

Cats in Sea of Thieves divide the community. Many players swear they’re the cutest pets: they stand on their hind legs and meow at you when you spy on them through a spyglass, and their idle tail-flicking radiates pure feline judgment. On the flip side, some sailors find them incredibly annoying during combat because their meows can add to the chaos. If you’re trying to achieve that iconic pirate look with a hook and a hood, a cat slinking around your ankles completes the aesthetic perfectly. Embrace the attitude.

🐕 Alsatian – The Loyal Good Boy

When Rare finally added dogs in a September 2020 update, the community rejoiced—and they also helped raise funds for cancer research, which made the whole thing feel even better. The Alsatian looks like a stockier, more distinctive German Shepherd, and it radiates unshakable loyalty. If you want a Good Boi™ that follows you everywhere without complaint, this is your pick. Its solid build and confident posture make it look like it could actually guard your treasure chests while you’re ashore.

🐈 Mau – The Sleek Oddball

Mau cats are lithe, nimble felines that resemble real-world Balinese or Javanese breeds. They have curious ears and elongated faces that give them a perpetually inquisitive expression. When you dress a Mau in the Pirate Legend outfit, it looks utterly ridiculous—and by ridiculous, most players mean dashingly handsome. These cats move with a fluid grace that contrasts nicely with your own clumsy pirate stumbling.

🐕 Whippet – The Awkwardly Adorable Speedster

Whippets have a strange, almost lizard-like face with droopy ears and a slightly panicked disposition. Combine that with a tiny dog body, and you have a recipe for peak comedy. Players who enjoy dressing their pets in embarrassing outfits will find a soulmate in the Whippet. The community recommends the Ghost outfit for maximum awkwardness; watching a translucent, wide-eyed Whippet prance across your deck never gets old.

🐒 Capuchin – The Classic Trickster

Capuchin monkeys are the most common breed available, but that doesn’t make them any less entertaining. Their mischievous faces tell you everything you need to know—they’re probably plotting to steal your banana supply. While they aren’t as cute as the Marmoset, they make up for it with personality. Fun fact: unlike the infamous Capuchin from a pre-release livestream, the in-game version cannot vomit on people. So you’re safe.

At the end of the day, picking a pet in Sea of Thieves is a deeply personal choice. Whether you want a dancing parrot, a mischievous fox, or a tiny dog that makes your crew laugh, there’s a creature waiting to join your adventure. Just remember: every shanty sounds better with a furry first mate by your side.